Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Grandma Was Slow...

My 100-year-old Great-Grandmother could pitch better then the crap we have for starters, she may have to sit in order to do it, but she could probably do a better job. It's enough to make you sick to your stomach when you sit down to watch a game and you wonder if your starting pitcher will make it 2 innings.

I wanna know what the fuck happened? I really didn't want to give up on this team, but I have because they aren't going to amount to shit with the pitching we have. We have one pitcher who whines because his shoulder is bugging him, yet was golfing yesterday. We have another one who gets nervous and "forgets" what he's supposed to do. We have a rookie that hasn't faced half of these teams and seems to forget what the strike zone is. Don't ask me what Nick's problem is and the same goes for Timmy.

I'm going to get them all walkers or Binky's or something and tell them to grow the fuck up.

I'm not even going to watch tomorrow nights game, considering who's pitching.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

I'm so glad it's not just me. It's good to know other good Twins fans are getting worn out too.

We've put up with some crappy play before. But this feels more irritating for some reason.

Katie said...

It's irritating because we're playing a team 16 games out of first place. This should have been an easy series to win, not get our asses kicked in the first game.

Heidi said...

ok, so when I would start nicky on my fantasy team he'd pitch badly. So I stopped playing him. Now he's suddenly forgot how to pitch. I'm wondering if I start him if the reverse will happen and he will become good again? maybe? probably not...
These boys make me angry.

Katie said...

These boys make me wanna cheer for a new team, but I won't do that. I'll just not watch for a couple games.